Author Topic: I hate St. Patrick's Day (Read 1357 times)

Because what part of God, country, apple pie, fried twinkies, 9/11, Brad Paisley, victory, Iwa Jima, 9/11, Hank Williams, Dale Earnheart, 9/11, Get 'er done, 9/11, and 9/11 do you not understand?

Liotr · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:37:20 AM »

You forgot 9/11

Câmara · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:37:35 AM »

Quote from: Xeer on March 17, 2012, 10:24:40 AM

Quote from: Câmara on March 17, 2012, 10:19:24 AM
why?
Because what part of God, country, apple pie, fried twinkies, 9/11, Brad Paisley, victory, Iwa Jima, 9/11, Hank Williams, Dale Earnheart, 9/11, Get 'er done, 9/11, and 9/11 do you not understand?

never heard of those people -.-

Rasek · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:44:34 AM »

I got very drunk and listened to a guy in a kilt named Big Ken play the bagpipes last night. Come at me.

Pnad · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:45:01 AM »

Quote from: Xeer on March 17, 2012, 10:24:40 AM

Quote from: Câmara on March 17, 2012, 10:19:24 AM
why?
Because what part of God, country, apple pie, fried twinkies, 9/11, Brad Paisley, victory, Iwa Jima, 9/11, Hank Williams, Dale Earnheart, 9/11, Get 'er done, 9/11, and 9/11 do you not understand?

holy shit this sounds almost exactly like a guy from my high school's facebook statuses. you're only missing huntin' muddin' feshin' futbawl and the confederacy. theres a reason i deleted my facebook

Atrax · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Câmara on March 17, 2012, 10:37:35 AM

Quote from: Xeer on March 17, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: Câmara on March 17, 2012, 10:19:24 AM
why?
Because what part of God, country, apple pie, fried twinkies, 9/11, Brad Paisley, victory, Iwa Jima, 9/11, Hank Williams, Dale Earnheart, 9/11, Get 'er done, 9/11, and 9/11 do you not understand?

never heard of those people -.-

Last I checked Brazilians hadn't heard of soap either.

Câmara · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:56:10 AM »

Quote from: Atrax on March 17, 2012, 10:55:05 AM

Quote from: Câmara on March 17, 2012, 10:37:35 AM
Quote from: Xeer on March 17, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: Câmara on March 17, 2012, 10:19:24 AM
why?
Because what part of God, country, apple pie, fried twinkies, 9/11, Brad Paisley, victory, Iwa Jima, 9/11, Hank Williams, Dale Earnheart, 9/11, Get 'er done, 9/11, and 9/11 do you not understand?

never heard of those people -.-

Last I checked Brazilians hadn't heard of soap either.

I use one to clean my asshole everyday. So that'd be a lie.

Shozen · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:56:10 AM »

All holidays fall apart under scrutiny. The holidays I do enjoy are mostly for random things like rarely eaten foods, rarely seen people, or random traditions, not the actual rationale for the holiday.

Câmara · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:57:35 AM »

I don't like Christmas. I prefer New Year's Day.

Atrax · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:58:30 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAxRVeKnTE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAxRVeKnTE</a>

Câmara · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2012, 11:01:07 AM »

Quote from: Atrax on March 17, 2012, 10:58:30 AM

I don't like Jim Gaffigan either. Louis C. K. is funnier.

Situuka · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2012, 11:42:51 AM »

Saint Patrick made it a point to try and eradicate all pagans and paganism. I drink to the ones... Never mind. I am in Germany. That is what I am drinking to.

Ayllin · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2012, 12:29:15 PM »

I love St. Patrick's Day because people wear green

Zarin · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2012, 02:40:01 PM »

St. Patrick's Day is my grandma's birthday. She's Irish, her name is Pat(ricia), and she's like 100 or some shit.

I think she's a leprechaun.

Eri · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2012, 02:42:48 PM »

It's fucking raining today and I want to go bowling. Screw going to pubs, drunken bowling is amazing!

Grenade · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2012, 04:26:38 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkQvhOtZzI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkQvhOtZzI</a>

Hanif · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2012, 04:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Rasek on March 17, 2012, 10:44:34 AM

I got very drunk and listened to a guy in a kilt named Big Ken play the bagpipes last night. Come at me.

"Celebrating" a day early. *bro fist*

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Author Topic: I hate St. Patrick's Day (Read 1357 times)