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NHL Playoffs Thread
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:58:31 AM »
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The regular season is over, time for real hockey.

Very happy that the Canucks won the Presidents Trophy, but I have zero faith that they will take the Cup, given the absolute fucking stupidity of Alain Vigneault alternating Luongo and Schneider over the past month. For fucks sake - you dont take a horse like Luongo and shit all over his confidence by starting Schneider every second game, and if Vigneault thinks that Corey is a playoff stud and believes that he can ride him to the finals, he should be taken out and fucking shot. Not to mention Daniel Sedin is still suffering from his concussion, Henrik sometimes looks lost without him and there is monstrous chasm between those two and the next rung of talent in Burrows, Kesler and Higgins.


Stanley Cup Prediction: NY Rangers over the Vancouver Canucks


First Round Predictions:


Eastern Conference
New York Rangers (1) over Ottawa ( 8 )
Boston (2) over Washington (7)
Florida (3) over New Jersey (6)
Philadelphia (5) over Pittsburgh (4) ... fully expect the Flyers to beat the shit out of that whiny little fucker Crosby

I really dont see the Rangers not making the finals - Boston is strong, but Henrik is about as solid a goaltending stud as you could possibly want heading into the playoffs.


Western Conference
Vancouver (1) over LA ( 8 )
St. Louis (2) over San Jose (7)
Chicago (6) over Phoenix (3) ... and the NHL bids adieu to the desert as the team relocates to Seattle or Quebec City
Detroit (5) over Nashville (4)

If Vancouver folds before the finals, which is a 50/50 chance given the shaky confidence of Luongo thanks to the fucking stupidity of that piece of shit coaching them, then I am going with the Red Wings who should have a solid run after they solve the Pekka Rinne puzzle.





« Last Edit: April 10, 2012, 07:02:43 PM by Bloodysoul »

Offline Peeks

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 10:20:55 AM »
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Yeah the Penguins/Flyers matchup is going to be a meat grinder. I fully expect retribution on Crosby for Briere. It'll be ugly and whoever wins that series prolly won't have anything left for the next round.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 10:21:34 AM »
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 10:46:32 AM »
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Yeah the Penguins/Flyers matchup is going to be a meat grinder. I fully expect retribution on Crosby for Briere. It'll be ugly and whoever wins that series prolly won't have anything left for the next round.

Aye.

It will go at least six, and get the feeling that Crosby wont be playing past game 5 or so, as they will be targeting him every shift, especially since refs give players wide, wide berths, and the winner wont have much left in the tank.





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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2012, 10:52:48 AM »
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Yeah the Penguins/Flyers matchup is going to be a meat grinder. I fully expect retribution on Crosby for Briere. It'll be ugly and whoever wins that series prolly won't have anything left for the next round.

Aye.

It will go at least six, and get the feeling that Crosby wont be playing past game 5 or so, as they will be targeting him every shift, especially since refs give players wide, wide berths, and the winner wont have much left in the tank.


We haven't a good rival probably since the Lindros/Brodeur years. God, someone's going to lose a tooth. I'm so actually looking forward to this - if it's not streamed I'm going to have to pretend to like beer at Buffalo Wild Wings.
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[23:26:48] [6] [90:Bherethor]: I convinced a guy at my work that laxatives were a muscle enhancer.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2012, 02:11:00 PM »
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Yeah the Penguins/Flyers matchup is going to be a meat grinder. I fully expect retribution on Crosby for Briere. It'll be ugly and whoever wins that series prolly won't have anything left for the next round.

Aye.

It will go at least six, and get the feeling that Crosby wont be playing past game 5 or so, as they will be targeting him every shift, especially since refs give players wide, wide berths, and the winner wont have much left in the tank.


We haven't a good rival probably since the Lindros/Brodeur years. God, someone's going to lose a tooth. I'm so actually looking forward to this - if it's not streamed I'm going to have to pretend to like beer at Buffalo Wild Wings.

One of the great things about Canada in April and May - pretty much every night there is playoff hockey on TSN and CBC...  8)

Offline Rhooja

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 02:14:48 PM »
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I think it's gonna come down to DET vs NYR in the end, and I'm putting my vote in for DET taking the cup.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2012, 05:05:49 PM »
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Nothing will be Islanders/Pens.
NOTHING
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Offline Peeks

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2012, 06:54:33 PM »
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I think it's gonna come down to DET vs NYR in the end, and I'm putting my vote in for DET taking the cup.

Detroit?
[11:55am] Rasek: tell that bitch to close the muffin factory
[23:26:48] [6] [90:Bherethor]: I convinced a guy at my work that laxatives were a muscle enhancer.
[9:34pm] GoochP: calm your tits ultra downy

Offline Rhooja

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2012, 07:00:16 PM »
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I think it's gonna come down to DET vs NYR in the end, and I'm putting my vote in for DET taking the cup.

Detroit?


Offline Peeks

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2012, 07:41:56 PM »
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I think it's gonna come down to DET vs NYR in the end, and I'm putting my vote in for DET taking the cup.

Detroit?



No homerism intended. Just a bold pick. Very bold.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2012, 06:19:24 PM »
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Oilers just won the draft lottery... again.

Fuckers.

Offline Deance Gnolls

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2012, 06:42:32 PM »
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I can only hope The Kings do well, or at the very least put up a good fight.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 06:53:45 PM »
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Jew Jersey?

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2012, 06:54:31 PM »
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2012, 07:02:53 PM »
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Offline Slizzxoxo

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 03:19:20 PM »
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penguins > chicago in 6 in the finals

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 06:35:51 PM »
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That was one ugly fucking first period if you are a Flyers fan...

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 06:53:32 PM »
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penguins #1

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 08:25:24 PM »
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penguins #1

Wow.

Penguins blew a huge fucking lead... have to love the grit of the Flyers to not give up, play physical and take it to Pitt.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2012, 09:24:10 PM »
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QQ my avs didnt make it T_T Im hoping the penguins do better though <3

Offline Peeks

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2012, 09:48:08 PM »
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penguins #1

WHO'S YOUR MOTHERFUCKING  DADDY BITCHES

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Offline Melka

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2012, 10:05:43 PM »
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Offline Deance Gnolls

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2012, 12:12:39 AM »
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Cough, what was your prediction on the Canucks/Kings game again, bloody?
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2012, 06:41:36 AM »
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Cough, what was your prediction on the Canucks/Kings game again, bloody?

Well, they wouldnt be the Canucks if they did things the easy way...  :-\

Piss poor game by the boys, sloppy play with shitty discipline and overall does nothing to dispel the notion that the team is as soft as fucking single-ply toilet paper when it comes to the playoffs. I fully expect that piece of shit Vigneault to swap Luono for Schneider, even though Lou kept the game close as long as he could.