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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2012, 10:58:05 AM »
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Sports Illustrated's picks for the playoffs:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/hockey/nhl/04/11/staff.playoff.picks/index.html#?sct=nhl_t2_a4

Every single one has these guys as the eventual champ:

Still think the Flyers are going to take the Penguins out after a knock down and drag out series that leaves Philly crippled for round two.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2012, 11:04:04 AM »
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Sports Illustrated's picks for the playoffs:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/hockey/nhl/04/11/staff.playoff.picks/index.html#?sct=nhl_t2_a4

Every single one has these guys as the eventual champ:

Still think the Flyers are going to take the Penguins out after a knock down and drag out series that leaves Philly crippled for round two.

I don't get the big secret about shutting down Pittsburgh. They've been built on speed for AGES. Neutralize their  speed. Win. Profit. Kiss Cup. Baptize kid in Cup.

Not hard.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2012, 05:51:53 PM »
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Reason #2345 to live in Canada in the spring:

Every single game of every single series on TV for free.


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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2012, 04:45:47 PM »
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go canucks!

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2012, 06:20:31 PM »
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Reason #2345 to live in Canada in the spring:

Every single game of every single series on TV for free.

socialist

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2012, 07:04:17 PM »
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Ok, that shot from the Flyers, was fucking gorgeous. I just love that the penguins followed it up with a power play goal, that was some serious rebound.
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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2012, 08:57:43 PM »
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Rangers, best goalie, two top lines, good luck beating them in a series.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2012, 10:47:17 PM »
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Hey Rangers, come at us bros.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2012, 10:58:01 PM »
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God Vancouver, power play and an open net, and you STILL can't make a fucking shot? I hope they riot.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2012, 06:21:32 AM »
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God Vancouver, power play and an open net, and you STILL can't make a fucking shot? I hope they riot.
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And the Penguins are fucked now.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2012, 08:36:19 AM »
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5 of 7 Canuck teams fail to make the playoffs (including my beloved Jets).  Ottawa is an 8th seed, and Vancouver is down 0-2. 

BTW, why so much Canadian hate for Vancouver? 

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2012, 04:17:36 PM »
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2012, 07:45:08 PM »
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I missed this thread...
Philly is my squad.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2012, 10:14:30 PM »
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5 of 7 Canuck teams fail to make the playoffs (including my beloved Jets).  Ottawa is an 8th seed, and Vancouver is down 0-2. 

BTW, why so much Canadian hate for Vancouver?

Its Vancouver - the rest of Canada hate the smugness, the weather, the sheer fucking sense of paradise, etc.


Offline Deance Gnolls

Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2012, 11:09:51 PM »
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Man Vancouver, what does that feel like? Being on the chopping block without even putting up a struggle?
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2012, 06:26:05 AM »
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I swear to fucking god... what the fuck was the point in making the playoffs, Canucks, if you are just going to bend over, spread your fucking cheeks and scream out for the Kings to fuck you over?

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2012, 08:09:00 AM »
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<.<  Go Caps. <.<

/shameless hometeam routing for here.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2012, 08:10:13 AM »
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http://video.flyers.nhl.com/videocenter/console?hcatid=774&id=172668
hahaha, I heard they were giving away those shirts at the game yesterday.

For the 10/11 Cup I was hella close with a pick of Nucks over Boston in 7. At the beginning of this season I predicted Boston over Chicago in 5 games for the cup.

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« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2012, 08:18:24 AM »
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I swear to fucking god... what the fuck was the point in making the playoffs, Canucks, if you are just going to bend over, spread your fucking cheeks and scream out for the Kings to fuck you over?

Sooooooooooo does this mean we're having another riot?
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2012, 08:19:45 AM »
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I swear to fucking god... what the fuck was the point in making the playoffs, Canucks, if you are just going to bend over, spread your fucking cheeks and scream out for the Kings to fuck you over?

Sooooooooooo does this mean we're having another riot?

That would require the citizens of Vancouver to have a heartbeat. I'm sure their collective heart has done been ripped out.
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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2012, 02:31:13 PM »
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I swear to fucking god... what the fuck was the point in making the playoffs, Canucks, if you are just going to bend over, spread your fucking cheeks and scream out for the Kings to fuck you over?

Sooooooooooo does this mean we're having another riot?

That would require the citizens of Vancouver to have a heartbeat. I'm sure their collective heart has done been ripped out.
For what it's worth, it made a fine feast for us here in LA.
[01:27] <|K|Zeyad> and why would you cut your cock? do you americans have a "coming of age" ritual where you just hack at it or something?
[00:53] <sniegh> ill eat out your asshole with some fava beans and a nice chianti
[10:01] <Ninetoes> POWER UP THE *HRRRRRRRRRRRRNK* CANNON

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2012, 03:27:05 PM »
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I swear to fucking god... what the fuck was the point in making the playoffs, Canucks, if you are just going to bend over, spread your fucking cheeks and scream out for the Kings to fuck you over?

Sooooooooooo does this mean we're having another riot?

That would require the citizens of Vancouver to have a heartbeat. I'm sure their collective heart has done been ripped out.
For what it's worth, it made a fine feast for us here in LA.

Canucks lose this series, to the LA fucking Kings, wholesale changes have to be made - first and foremost, get some players who have a damn spine.

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2012, 05:56:54 PM »
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i cant believe the penguins and the canucks are down 3-0...which one of these teams do you think has the best chance of making a comeback or atleast a respectable series?

ps.  I have no idea why fleury hasnt been pulled earlier in the series and im afraid if he starts game 4 it might be over.. hes 0-7 agiasnt the flyers this season and i believe there backup is 2-0

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Re: NHL Playoffs Thread
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2012, 12:21:46 PM »
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gahaha