Speaking of "Zombie Apocalypse"...

[Austynn]

I'm sure everyone's heard by now the story of the man in Miami eating the face off of a naked, homeless man.
Now there's this story:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/maryland-alleged-cannibal/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
which is about a man killing another man and eating his heart and parts of his brain.
Along with the story of the Canadian man mailing severed limbs to politicians, and even the story about the man who bit the lips off a god damn kitten...

Seriously, what the fuck? One or two stories is coincidental, but if I hear one more story like this, and I'm not a superstitious person...

Damn.

[Borgrar Stormfist]

A human face is part of a balanced breakfast.