Emerald Dream Bake Sale

[Zajiwa]

Zeyad isn't getting any closer to america just by donations alone, specially since he keeps returning them.

so

Emerald dream.

How much would you pay.

for this box.



full of baked goods

Talkin' cookies, chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, spiced breads, pumpkin or ginger.

hell maybe even a multicolored cake as seen here.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6i5KI5GEA8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6i5KI5GEA8</a>

Just to break even on this thing, would be $25. $10 to fill it, $15 to ship it (Within the lower 48, you dont even want to know the shipping to send it to canadia), and the ultimate goal is to raise $2k for zeyads excursion

What say you, ED?

$30? $35? $40!?

96% of the profits would go directly into zeyads paypal account, 6% goes to feed paypals accountants.

I can fit either two loaves of spiced bread, a freaky swirl cake (your choice of colors) or a shit ton of cookies in there.

Plus I'll even autograph the damned box.

[Vestrell]

20-30, prior to shipping.

[Alasera]

96% of the profits would go directly into zeyads paypal account, 6% goes to feed paypals accountants.

I can fit either two loaves of spiced bread, a freaky swirl cake (your choice of colors) or a shit ton of cookies in there.

Plus I'll even autograph the damned box.

I mean, what is math really?

[Zajiwa]

I mean, what is math really?

i'm a brute, i dont do the math things well

[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> actually fuck that idea
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> vestrell
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> i know how you can help
[00:20] <zurindu> zeyad, if i donate, don't fucking return
[00:20] <zurindu> the money
[00:20] <zurindu> k?
[00:20] <Vestrell> What do I need to do?
[00:20] <Vestrell> ...its not something bad, is it?
[00:20] <Vestrell> I bet it is..
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> for every $100
[00:20] <Therm> it's not bad
[00:20] <Vestrell> It's somethng bad, isnt it? >_<
[00:20] <Therm> you'll enjoy it
[00:20] <Therm> anyways
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> post a picture with
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> 1 less artical of clothing on
[00:20] <Therm> almost done here
[00:20] <Therm> you'll like this
[00:20] <Therm> cats
[00:20] <Vestrell> ffff-
[00:20] <Vestrell> FFFFFFFFFF_
[00:21] <Vestrell> FUCK.
[00:21] <Therm> start with a parka on
[00:21] <Zajifuckyeah> yeah
[00:21] <Vestrell> I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR THAT, ZAJI.
[00:21] <Therm> that way you can strip down to- wow really?
[00:21] <Zajifuckyeah> do it strip tease style
[00:21] <Therm> you can't wear a bra on your head?
[00:21] <Vestrell> >8|
[00:21] <Zajifuckyeah> lets see
[00:21] <@|K|Zeyad> you know you wanna
[00:21] <Therm> that is an insanely expensive strip tease
[00:21] <@|K|Zeyad> oh, and a shoe on the head
[00:22] <Vestrell> D:<
[00:22] <Vestrell> I want to get Z to america...but I cant earn 2k
[00:22] <Vestrell> If I could I'd have earned that money by now and be less broke
[00:22] <Vestrell> and Zeyad wouldnt keep returning my damn donations
[00:22] <Vestrell> Like a BITCH.
[00:22] <Zajifuckyeah> shoes2, socks 4, pants 5, crotchless panties 6, garter belt 7, belt 8, shirt 9, vest 10, jacket 11, hat 12.
[00:22] <Zajifuckyeah> hmm
[00:23] <Vestrell> cro-..what?
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> k
[00:23] <Therm> vestrell
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> whats 20/12
[00:23] <Therm> I will come up there
[00:23] <+Enormo> shoe on head.
[00:23] <Therm> and we can go shopping
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> thats like
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> 8.8 right?
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> wait
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> no
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> thats like
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> .8
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> no
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> wait
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> 1.8]
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> k so
[00:24] <Zajifuckyeah> for every $180 raised, vestrel removes 1 piece of clothing

[Vestrell]

Damnit, Zajiwa XD
As my avatar says..

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[Rasek]

Can I have a cake shaped like Elton John?

[Hinik]

Can I have a cake shaped like Elton John?

[Zajiwa]

for you hinik i will hand deliver any baked goods you wish to buy

[Rasek]

Can I have a cake shaped like Elton John?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[Therm]

Can I have a cake shaped like Elton John?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Something from your nightmares, clearly.

[Rasek]

I had something clever to say, but my kitten was being cute so I just choked on Cañada Dry instead.

[Aneskah Icetusk]

Did someone already buy all the baked goods?

[Xizwhoa]

So... Is this a sure fire thing? Is Zeyad coming to America? If so van we parade him around the country? Also how long will said person be in America for? Ever? Week, month, year?

[Guleed]

I would really like a swirl cake.

[destdros]

Yea I'd like to understand this a bit more.

You are getting Zeyad to America, but like...

To where in America? For how long? The FUCK is going on here?

[Câmara]

this shit's hilarious

[Hinik]

Apparently,

For a low $ amount Zeyad will come to your house and provide lap dances. That's all I've gotten out of it so far.

Actually, if Zeyad was awesome enough to make it here, he'd likely join myself and others if we did go through with King-Con and after that I think he'd be staying up in a place near, or with, Zaji...hopefully on a work visa.

Why? Because the only thing in the Pacific Northwest that has venom, are the women.

[Peeks]

Apparently,

For a low $ amount Zeyad will come to your house and provide lap dances. That's all I've gotten out of it so far.

Actually, if Zeyad was awesome enough to make it here, he'd likely join myself and others if we did go through with King-Con and after that I think he'd be staying up in a place near, or with, Zaji...hopefully on a work visa.

Why? Because the only thing in the Pacific Northwest that has venom, are the women.

*makes note to self to hook up with the exwife instead of women from the Northwest

[Xizwhoa]

So a perma transaction? All I'm sayin is I got money, but if its only for a vacation then I decline cuz I haven't gone on a vacation in 5 fkin years so give me a gid damn reason to care. Sell me on this proposition since I'll never see him since he will be 3500 or so miles away.

[Rhooja]

the only thing in the Pacific Northwest that has venom, are the women.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[Borgrar Stormfist]

I'd totally but baked goods from a guy on the internet.

[Wylair]

I'd totally but baked goods from a guy on the internet.

[Rasek]

Fuck all you people going to and talking about the northwest AFTER I leave and want to go back.  Just fuck yourselves.

[Reä]

Fuck all you people going to and talking about the northwest AFTER I leave and want to go back.  Just fuck yourselves.

But we <3 you.

I'm not going to the northwest. I'm just going west.

[Rasek]

I'll just sit here with my juice box, jelly as hell.