Emerald Dream Bake Sale

[Rajj]

If donations = Vestrell removing clothing... I will totally go rob a bank.

[Rasek]

See?  It's really the only option now.

[Vestrell]

Goddamnit >_<;

[Rajj]

Fuggit, I'll just drive my truck down to Australia and pick him up.

[Virdandy]

Fuggit, I'll just drive my truck down to Australia and pick him up.

You show that ocean whose boss! 

[Lifty]

Just hop into a Kangaroo Pouch and head on over.

[Rajj]

Fuggit, I'll just drive my truck down to Australia and pick him up.

You show that ocean whose boss! 

Hey, I drive a Ford. I'll drive my truck across the ocean floor with my windows up, my metal on, and take a nap on the way.

[Atrax]

I mean, what is math really?

i'm a brute, i dont do the math things well

[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> actually fuck that idea
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> vestrell
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> i know how you can help
[00:20] <zurindu> zeyad, if i donate, don't fucking return
[00:20] <zurindu> the money
[00:20] <zurindu> k?
[00:20] <Vestrell> What do I need to do?
[00:20] <Vestrell> ...its not something bad, is it?
[00:20] <Vestrell> I bet it is..
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> for every $100
[00:20] <Therm> it's not bad
[00:20] <Vestrell> It's somethng bad, isnt it? >_<
[00:20] <Therm> you'll enjoy it
[00:20] <Therm> anyways
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> post a picture with
[00:20] <Zajifuckyeah> 1 less artical of clothing on
[00:20] <Therm> almost done here
[00:20] <Therm> you'll like this
[00:20] <Therm> cats
[00:20] <Vestrell> ffff-
[00:20] <Vestrell> FFFFFFFFFF_
[00:21] <Vestrell> FUCK.
[00:21] <Therm> start with a parka on
[00:21] <Zajifuckyeah> yeah
[00:21] <Vestrell> I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR THAT, ZAJI.
[00:21] <Therm> that way you can strip down to- wow really?
[00:21] <Zajifuckyeah> do it strip tease style
[00:21] <Therm> you can't wear a bra on your head?
[00:21] <Vestrell> >8|
[00:21] <Zajifuckyeah> lets see
[00:21] <@|K|Zeyad> you know you wanna
[00:21] <Therm> that is an insanely expensive strip tease
[00:21] <@|K|Zeyad> oh, and a shoe on the head
[00:22] <Vestrell> D:<
[00:22] <Vestrell> I want to get Z to america...but I cant earn 2k
[00:22] <Vestrell> If I could I'd have earned that money by now and be less broke
[00:22] <Vestrell> and Zeyad wouldnt keep returning my damn donations
[00:22] <Vestrell> Like a BITCH.
[00:22] <Zajifuckyeah> shoes2, socks 4, pants 5, crotchless panties 6, garter belt 7, belt 8, shirt 9, vest 10, jacket 11, hat 12.
[00:22] <Zajifuckyeah> hmm
[00:23] <Vestrell> cro-..what?
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> k
[00:23] <Therm> vestrell
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> whats 20/12
[00:23] <Therm> I will come up there
[00:23] <+Enormo> shoe on head.
[00:23] <Therm> and we can go shopping
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> thats like
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> 8.8 right?
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> wait
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> no
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> thats like
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> .8
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> no
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> wait
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> 1.8]
[00:23] <Zajifuckyeah> k so
[00:24] <Zajifuckyeah> for every $180 raised, vestrel removes 1 piece of clothing

Can I also get in on this clothing removal thing?  Because that'll definitely put the drive in people.  Wait, no, it's fucking brilliant.  For every $5 away from the goal we are, I start removing clothes, with no rhyme or reason.

[Tundros]

Cupcakes. Give me cupcakes.

[Wylair]

Cupcakes. Give me cupcakes.

So sweet and tasty! Don't be too hasty!

[Zajiwa]

Did someone already buy all the baked goods?

I havn't even started, just trying to see if this would be a worthwhile venture.

I still have 9 boxes from when i sent tish some cookies but other than that i havn't even gone shopping yet

also a swirl cake would have to be shipped without frosting, since I'm just going to wrap the baked goods in paper towels and stuff it in the box.

[Zajiwa]

 I think he'd be staying up in a place near, or with, Zaji...hopefully on a work visa.

I got him a sweet deal, $300 a month for a place by the beach, but i think he still pines to stay on your couch

Why? Because the only thing in the Pacific Northwest that has venom, are the women

holy shit i know right wtf

[Hanif]

Basically, the idea is I'd get at least a 6 month work visa.  If I can't find work in time, I tuck my tail between my legs and come home.
Ideally I'd be able to find something and stick around for a while, then use that as a base for visiting people/things.

[Vestrell]

Basically, the idea is I'd get at least a 6 month work visa.  If I can't find work in time, I tuck my tail between my legs and come home.
Ideally I'd be able to find something and stick around for a while, then use that as a base for visiting people/things.

*cheers*

[Rasek]

Basically, the idea is I'd get at least a 6 month work visa.  If I can't find work in time, I tuck my tail between my legs and come home.
Ideally I'd be able to find something and stick around for a while, then use that as a base for visiting people/things.

You should visit new york city, obviously~

[Return]

I see, so I was not the only one goaded into trying to remove clothing for this scheme. I will donate as many cash/ab pictures as necessary to get Zeyad over here and grace us with tales of backwards toilets and reverse-seasons.

[Rajj]

I'm still for the idea of having the King-Con at my house, and everyone brings a tent. Hell, we'll even craft swords and shields from wood and LARP like real men do.

[Return]

I'm still for the idea of having the King-Con at my house, and everyone brings a tent. Hell, we'll even craft swords and shields from wood and LARP like real men do.

This. I want this. I'm bringing a lightsaber.

[Xizwhoa]

If this is a true blue deal, when you hit $1800 and he has his visa I'll donate the rest.

[Xizwhoa]

But Vestrell better be clad in thong only. For the good of serverkind and stuff.

[Honeko]

I'm still for the idea of having the King-Con at my house, and everyone brings a tent. Hell, we'll even craft swords and shields from wood and LARP like real men do.

LARP isn't restricted to men, you know.    But what you're describing is a little more hard core than most LARP.  They have to use foam swords and the like because actually hurting people is bad.

[Vestrell]

But Vestrell better be clad in thong only. For the good of serverkind and stuff.

*throws arms up in the air*
Why am I now the Kingship arm candy?

[Tundros]

So what's the target destination for Z? WHO GETS HIM DAMNIT?

[Rasek]

But Vestrell better be clad in thong only. For the good of serverkind and stuff.

*throws arms up in the air*
Why am I now the Kingship arm candy?

The taint of IRC is upon you, girl.

[Therm]

But Vestrell better be clad in thong only. For the good of serverkind and stuff.

*throws arms up in the air*
Why am I now the Kingship arm candy?

The taint of IRC is upon you, girl.

Actually, pants candy.